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Light Troops Seeking Martian Aid?

JACK FROST - On Sunday, the Ice Warriors declared war on the newly major Light Troops. War has since gone on as planned, and the Ice Warriors have taken three servers at the time of writing. But the Light Troops are not to be counted out yet. On Wednesday, CPAC posted it's CPAC Top 10 9/17, in which LT made a seven spot jump to Second. This jump has many surprised and was met with a few accusations, some quite strange.

SWAT Civil War or Was It?

SWAT was recently part of what appeared to be the start of a massive Civil War of a major army. However, after only a few days, all is calm once more. The Redd Report has the whole story.

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Watex Hates Waffles

The Watex Warriors have always been known as the slightly insane army made up of waffle lovers. But in an interview with Watex, creator of the army, the Report discovered an interesting contradiction.

Light Troops Close Up Shop

The Light Troops have been known as a strong Top Ten competitor. As of late, however, they are at an all time low. So low in fact, leader Ioioluk has decided it would be best to shut down for two weeks.

War-mongering at its Finest

It seems armies have finally figured out it's summer after all, because things are finally moving. Throughout the Top Ten, war has been declared, avoided, or ended. The Report brings you the latest on armies from ACP to UMA.

UMA Embarrasses Itself

The Underground Mafia has been on quite the rise lately, recently achieving fourth in CPAC's well-respected Top Ten. Considered a major army, UMA was sure to do well in the "Sweet Sixteen" tournament and make their army proud. However, that's quite the opposite of what happened. In more ways than one, UMA has shown itself hardly worthy to be called a "mafia."

ACP Leaders Suck

The Army of CP is the reigning Number One champion, never losing their spot for more than a few weeks. But recent events really have the army world wondering how the ACP has continued to be a major army at all. The reason behind this doubt? The incompetence of their leaders.

BREAKING NEWS: ACP Declares War On Oagalthorp

BREAKING NEWS: It's just in. The ACP has declared war on a single man. And not just any man. No, the Army of Club Penguin is going to war with none other than Oagalthorp. What are the reasons for war? Why Ogalthorp, ACP's retired founder? The Redd Report has these answers and more, so keep reading!